Call of the Wild...

Be sure to drop by your local comic shop this week and pick up The Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century # 12. The issue features my second Legion script, with art by Ethan Beavers, and a solo story focusing on Timber Wolf. And tell your storeowner that Matt sent you. When he asks you to be more specific, refuse any further details, and just give him the old wink and nod routine. When he continues to ask you what you’re talking about, just stand still and smile widely at him until he feels so awkward that he slowly backs away from you and retreats into the backroom.

Repeat as necessary or until someone calls the cops.